She's BAAAAAAAACK

I might have mentioned her before over at Chatter Vault, but there is this crazy lady who was going to my gym that I hadn't seen for awhile. When she first appeared, she had white platinum blond hair and over-tanned. She chose the elliptical next to mine and was listening to something on her discman that would cause her to laugh then start saying "NO! NO! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?" while pounding her fists on the machine before storming off leaving everything there. She didn't return for 30 minutes. By that time, I had moved to the machine in front of her and spent the rest of my workout afraid she would go apeshit (more so) and toss her discman at me. I had also seen her in the locker room on another night cussing and talking to herself as people looked at her in awe.

Anyways, last night was the first night in a long time I had seen her. Well let's make this clear, as I was enjoying Seinfeld I saw out of the corner of my eye what appeared to be Crazy Lady, except this time her hair was fake-horse hair-wig-blue-black. I only dared to look out of the corner of my eye because if you so ever move your head slightly her way, she stops what she is doing and stares at you. FREAKY SHIT! I knew it was her as soon as I heard over my headphones and machine, music blasting from her headset while she snapped her fucking fingers about 5 inches from my ears. She waved her hands viciously while stopping now and then do do a weird prayer/snake like pose with her hands and waving them before continuing to flail snapping her fingers the entire time. It wasn't the time of snapping that some white girl with no rhythm does but still wants to enjoy her music anyways. NO. I can't even tell you what Crazy Lady was doing. But she did this for the rest of my workout. I so desperately wanted to take a short glance in her direction, but when my head slightly shifted to the next TV screen while Seinfeld cut to commercial, her head snapped around and looked at me. She then starts doing this, "UHHH OOOOOOOOO" noises. Not in the girly way, but more like a howling monkey kinda way. WTF? This lady seriously freaks me out and I've thought about reporting her but am too scared she might find out it was me and follow me to my car parked in the dark garage. I pray she is not there tomorrow night. Amusing, yes, but she makes for a very uncomfortable workout.